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skeptic-jungler:

brutuswayne:

replace boys with vibrators 2k14

I knew the machine war was coming. But not like this… never like this.

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

claphne:

child

why u scream

lockrum:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

boner got my laptop 7 inches higher

shisnojon:

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megasonger:

“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”

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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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