replace boys with vibrators 2k14
I knew the machine war was coming. But not like this… never like this.
Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling.
why u scream
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
he’s on an important journey
“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative